"....." Shelby looked embarassed. "I'm just gonna forget you said that.... Anyways, I've got some money. Most of my stuff from my FireRed video game is here... "

Shelby finishes her coffee and puts on some lip balm.

"Master, what now?" asks Coconut.

"Heck if I know." replies Shelby. "I guess we travel."

"What! I have pokemon firered, leafgreen, emerald, ruby, sapphire, diamond, pearl, another sapphire, another diamond, another pearl, platinum, colloseum, another diamond and more! I should have tons! but i have nothing. Nada! Zip! Zilch! None! None at all! Damn. Anyway don't forget I said that. In the end all the girls fall to my charm! besides you understand me. we are both from the same planet! " I said.

I knew I was making her awkward but i like making people awkward. i can do this all day if i have to. i can ask out any girl around. and talking of that, I think i see another hotty, damn it I triped. I should stare less. Ow! Urgg!

Shelby started walking off

"hey wait up. I was just tripping over cos i saw this girl and you know the rest,, wait up, oww my leg. ow ow ow!"

I limped as fast as i could.

"Haaa.... At least in this world, only one guy has been doing that. D Cup power!" Shelby does a random spin.

"Yay! Yay! Master has D Cups! Wait... What's a D Cup?" Coconut says from Shelby's shoulder.

"... I'm choosing not to answer this one..." says Shelby. Coconut hops down to the ground, walking beside Shelby.

"Ok i'm up" I said as i got off the ground. my leg stopped hurting "what one guy has been doin what?" I said. I was very confused. And i was guessing so was Eevee!

"Master said she has "D Cup". What is that?" asks Coconut to Sparky.

"Just drop it, Coconut. I'm never going to tell you..." says Shelby.

"And don't encourage him... "

"Ysasy! " Coconut says.

"Coconut, you must be an Eevee on crack..."

"Ahh come on tell me what guy did what. Or were you talkin bout me?" i said as we walked along.

"Hey Eevee wanna go bug your master!" i whisped to Eevee.

I smiled evily. That would teach her to go on without me while i had a limp.

and then i saw it. a Poster! not just a regular poster but a poster of the hottest celebrity in this world - Misty the gym leader of Cerulean city and she needs a boyfriend to make her image look better and she wants the boyfriend to be a real world dweller so she is putting up and advert!

"I'm going to Cerulean, just look at that poster! Im gonna date a gym leader! wooooohooooo!" I marched on!

Shelby smirks.

"Hn...? And where do you think you're going? Your leg is hurt! Besides, what if I get attacked by bears or some other sh**?!"

Shelby panics and follows.

Coconut follows after.

(( Maybe... They could run into... Brock or something... On the way XD))

"Well there are no bears on this planet. and no Ursarings dont count. they are bear like, but they are not bears, they are pokemon! Besides my leg is better, im a quick healer. and talking of healing, my heart is broken and it's gonna need some care to get better if ya know what i mean. So u comin to Cerulean or what? man it is gonna be so cool. im gonna be a celebrity! and dating a gym leader celebrity! all those people with camera wanting to talk to u. im gonna be a star!!!! " I said happily!

"You sure have a big head there...." sighs Shelby.

"Hello there, beautiful." Out of nowhere, Brock pops up and is holding Shelby's hand.

"Do you happen to be single? 'Cause a girl as pretty as you should never be single!"

Shelby's facil expression turned to a combo of "WTF?" and blush.

"Where...?"

"Does it really matter? I'm headed towards your heart."

Coconut yippee happily.

"hey dude, get lost, she's taken. She is gonna be the first of my 52 girlfriends. Ive got her booked from january the 1st till january the 7th. You can have her the rest of the year now butt off for now! Hey wait a second your that pedophile gym leader! ahhhh run!!!! it's Brock the Guy who say his **** is as hard a rock. Hey that rhymes! ahhhhhhhh"
I grabbed Shelby's hand and ran. With the crazy guy in pursuit, could we make it. Just a little bit further!

"Waasaa! When did I agree to be your girlfriend....? And where are we going!?" cries Shelby.

"Don't worry I'll fondle- I mean, find you!!!!" yells Brock.

"Sweet Jesus, run!" Shelby bolts.

((that post was hilarious! sweet jesus!))

"i'm running as fast as I can. We are gonna make it! a few more steps to go. he is out of sight. that guy is slow. we gotta hide. to the cerulean gym. besides someone is waiting for me in there! "

((That's actually how I speak.))

In the Gym.

Shelby slumps down, panting.

"Urghh... The Pokémon world is full of pervs... Just... Ah, crumbs!"

"Whst is "****"? Sparky said it!" says Coconut.

"Back in the Pokêball with you..." Shelby returns Coconut and releases Nya.

"so you have one pokemon out at a time it looks like. Anyway I am gonna find Misty. I'm gonna make it 51 girlfriends. she is a celebrity so she will get 2 weeks! January the 8th till the 21st!!"

Nya slips and falls in the water. Shelby jumps in after him, only to remember that she can't swim!

One of the Gym Trainers pulls her out of the water.

"You okay?" the hottie asked.

"I am now...."

The cute guy grins. Oh boy...